Sunday, 23 January 2011

A religious Blog

1.

Jesus was an anarchist and not not a Christian…

2.

some one made up a story that he was resurrected,

which is the big miracle, and therefore there must be a god…

no one else has received so much notoriety for accomplishing this feat..

3.

if somebody went to the great beyond and then returned that means there is a great beyond…to comeback means we went somewhere…

and therefore there is somewhere to go

if we’re closely related to the ruler of this (land/space)

then we too can comeback and tell everyone

that the great beyond is well… great

and all earthly suffering is worth it…

which for many was a great relief…

especially the poor…

4.

guilt is not suffering

being in hunger or in war is… 

5.

it was not all in vain…

and in fact was serving a greater reality

than our subjective experience…

a larger collective…

if not you and everyone else,

at least you and god,

to which many profess,

a personal relationship…

                                      ”My Own Personal Jesus.”

 

isn’t that cute…

and the last time we spoke he said

“I’m only having one son.”

5.5 

Buddhist say you comeback

until you're done (the strange word reincarnation) 

which in many respects is even funnier…

forgive your way into oblivion…cum…passion

hence the liberals love affair with the nebulous concept of the void…

and the inherent lazy impotent character of that eastern religion

whose proper name in the west is

hedonistic enlightenment 

5.5.5

Today is Sunday and we are only two weeks away from the big celebration in the US of America…

Super Bowl Sunday…

6.

did god rest on Sunday?…

was this day not suppose to be a day when we worshipped…

yes yes i remember

7.

focus on football,

a game of territory

and hence power

these earthly human elements…

a need to conquer…to win…to prove we’re right…

8.

which i suppose is validation in a universe which offers no such consolation…

only a fact, or so it appears, we’re born and we die…

9.

I give you all permission to invent you’re own story…

but you are not allowed to use the various pathologies invented by the technicians of the soul as part of the narrative

if things do not go your way…

10.

since their is no “normal” or “status quo” per say…

you can stop trying to achieve a normal

that in fact does not exist…

                      in this system you have no chance

10.9

your dreams will always be your desires…

nothing more…

10.99

by design desire

is enticingly seductive

a promise that is

eternally broken…

11.

left right politically is an equilibrium

used to prevent discussion

around more pressing ideological points…

12.

I may have told this joke…

Back in the 15th century the Mongols controlled Russia.

One day a peasant and his wife were enjoying a rare quiet walk on a dusty road, just before sundown, when a Mongol rode by on horseback.

He saw the pretty wife and felt his loins stirred.

He turned around and told the peasant he was going to rape his wife…

if he disagreed he would die and his wife would still be raped so he said nothing…

the Mongol had had a rare bath and not wanting to get his balls dirty told the peasant to hold them while he helped himself…

well to make a long story short after the Mongol had done the deed he continued on and when he was out of sight the farmer started jumping in the air in apparent celebration.

The wife screamed through her tears

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

“Don’t you see i got him! His balls are covered in dust.”

12.5

Sadly i no longer have permission to smoke…even in drinking establishments…apparently is is not a right…i am told how to behave and must now even conform to the limitations they impose on my beautiful and well earned self destruction…fuck those motherfuckers…

just joking…

use a gun.

13.

A Story

I was at my therapists and told her i felt guilty about failin.

She said why are you failing…and i explained i felt empathy for my tenants who were unable to pay their rent so i let them stay in  my buildings for free

she quickly diagnosed that i was being self destructive and told me to evict those people who could not pay…and look in the mirror and say i deserve it.

I paid a 100 dollars for the session.

This is Sunday and this is a religious blog…

let us go on…  

14.

if you lend a hundred thousand dollars to someone

who doesn’t have any money or a job,

would you be surprised,

if they didn’t pay you back…

when the financial crisis hit…

every one said it came out of the blue…

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